Coffee
My name is Stuart Sharpe. I am a Coffoholic.

Damn, it feels good to type it out loud.

Just to clarify, that’s coffee I’m addicted to. Not caffeine – I can survive perfectly well on decaffeinated. Just coffee.

In my house I have four distinct methods of making coffee. There’s the instant stuff, with caffiene or without. I drink this quite regularly, but only to satisfy the need when I’m in a hurry. We also have two cafetieres, a drip filter coffee maker (with timer feature) and a stove-top espresso maker. We have got an electric espresso maker too, but the handle has a tendency to fly off in a rather explosive manner whenever pressure is put on it (and high pressure is essential to the creation of a decent esspresso), which in turn throws coffee about the kitchen and knocks out the circuit breaker for the mains. For some reason, the prospect of feeling your way down the basement staircase to push a switch back into place while being shouted at by the wife for causing the computer she was working on to turn off and delete all her unsaved work spoils the flavour of the coffee a little. Not sure why.

So, what coffee do I make by these methods? Well it depends on the day, of course, but I have extensive stock from Boaters as well as some supplementary coffee packets from Jimmy Bean Coffee, who we met at a farmers market and who produce exquisite flavoured coffees. So I’m all stocked up for coffee in flavours as diverse as Vanilla Nut, Hawaiian Delight (Coconut, Hazelnut and Vanilla), Irish Cream Hazelnut, Orange Brandy, English Toffee, Maple & Pecan and Strawberries & Cream.  We also have some Starbuck ‘Christmas Coffee’ which I am still in the process of drinking, and some plain old coffee-flavoured coffee from Gloria Jeans Coffee House. We tend to go for the Sumatra dark-roast. A combination of 50% dark roast and 50% flavoured gives a lovely deep, rich coffee with a difference. Naturally, most of this is whole beans, so that we can grind them how we wish, just before making the sweet sweet drink.

The funny thing is, despite all this variety, all these choices, all this great coffee we have at home, my wife and I are both regulars at our local Starbucks, Gloria Jean’s and Costa. Barely a day goes past in which we do not wander into town for a cappuccino.

Where is this post headed? Nowhere. I just thought I’d talk about coffee for a while. Now I’m going to get back to drinking some.