The Wit & Wisdom blog gives us all an entertaining insight into how it might be if Prime Minister’s Questions were to occur in a more interesting location:
Dave rose once more to ask Gordon if he had any plans for an evening out while at the seaside. Gordon said he planned to visit a restaurant with his wife later on after a planned tour of the famous Adnams brewery. Dave leapt up, unable to believe his luck and bellowed out rather too quickly for full effect that he hoped the Prime Minister would not seek to organise any celebrations in the brewery, as they would no doubt go awry. The Tories all put their buckets on their heads and shouted ‘nyah nyah ne nah nah’. David Davis immediately wished he had emptied out the crabs he had caught earlier before unending the bucket. His one-piece sackcloth robe and sandals were ruined to the sound of ‘clacking’ from the crabs.
Travelling PMQ’s road show, anyone?
(hat tip Alix Mortimer)