Sharpe's Opinion

Thursday, 8th Jan, 2009

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Cheese & Onion is, of course, the work of the devil. True happiness can only be obtained through Salt & Vinegar.

 

Don’t you oppress me. How dare you insult my Cheese & Onion based faith. Cheese & Onion is my cultural heritage and your offensive comment is demeaning and hurtful.

There is nothing else for it. Onionists must unite to destroy the armies of the bitter saltists. Our way of life is at stake.

 

“What’s more, those views can be manipulated, the researchers found.”

Wow, if ScienceDaily has just discovered that, perhaps we should all be praising God for crippling the Large Hadron Collider.