Comments on: If You Don’t Have Children You Don’t Understand http://archive.sharpesopinion.co.uk/2009/03/if-you-dont-have-children-you-dont-understand/ The Weblog of Stuart Sharpe Sat, 02 Jan 2010 00:29:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Stu http://archive.sharpesopinion.co.uk/2009/03/if-you-dont-have-children-you-dont-understand/#comment-1567 Stu Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:38:10 +0000 http://stuartsharpe.co.uk/?p=2647#comment-1567 I can't decide if that comment is belligerent, offensive, stupid or meant-to-be-funny. I think we should just pretend it didn't happen and move on. I can’t decide if that comment is belligerent, offensive, stupid or meant-to-be-funny. I think we should just pretend it didn’t happen and move on.

]]> By: jollyroger http://archive.sharpesopinion.co.uk/2009/03/if-you-dont-have-children-you-dont-understand/#comment-1566 jollyroger Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:05:19 +0000 http://stuartsharpe.co.uk/?p=2647#comment-1566 HOW DO YOU DO...CHILDREN -Minus I never had a child, I think, yet, that has tracked me down, atleast. Though I understand the various child full families who would find the very idea of not desiring them, sacrilegious. But… C’mon children are stupid, you tell them something and they’ve forgotten it, remembered it, cried about it, pissed themselves and knocked themselves out before you’ve slapped yourself in thinking why you even talked to that underdeveloped foetus. They always look hopeless, fat, badly dresseed, doddering, and obsessed with rubbish stuff like sellotape and hosepipe. Why do they always talk shit aswell, if it isn’t why? Why? They change the subject or simply stare vacantly back at you, like you’re the idiot. HOW DO YOU DO…CHILDREN

-Minus

I never had a child, I think, yet, that has tracked me down, atleast. Though I understand the various child full families who would find the very idea of not desiring them, sacrilegious. But…

C’mon children are stupid, you tell them something and they’ve forgotten it, remembered it, cried about it, pissed themselves and knocked themselves out before you’ve slapped yourself in thinking why you even talked to that underdeveloped foetus. They always look hopeless, fat, badly dresseed, doddering, and obsessed with rubbish stuff like sellotape and hosepipe. Why do they always talk **** aswell, if it isn’t why? Why? They change the subject or simply stare vacantly back at you, like you’re the idiot.

]]> By: patently http://archive.sharpesopinion.co.uk/2009/03/if-you-dont-have-children-you-dont-understand/#comment-1564 patently Mon, 02 Mar 2009 12:36:14 +0000 http://stuartsharpe.co.uk/?p=2647#comment-1564 <i>I see you upset Sunny Houndal over on the original post,</i> I'm still at it.... I see you upset Sunny Houndal over on the original post,

I’m still at it….

]]> By: Stu http://archive.sharpesopinion.co.uk/2009/03/if-you-dont-have-children-you-dont-understand/#comment-1561 Stu Mon, 02 Mar 2009 07:43:45 +0000 http://stuartsharpe.co.uk/?p=2647#comment-1561 I see you upset Sunny Houndal over on the original post, Patently - nice work! He's a bit of a nonce at the best of times... Tiz, that's OK. I'm sure there'll be other topics you're allowed to have an opinion on in the future :-P I see you upset Sunny Houndal over on the original post, Patently – nice work! He’s a bit of a nonce at the best of times…

Tiz, that’s OK. I’m sure there’ll be other topics you’re allowed to have an opinion on in the future :-P

]]> By: patently http://archive.sharpesopinion.co.uk/2009/03/if-you-dont-have-children-you-dont-understand/#comment-1554 patently Sun, 01 Mar 2009 18:59:53 +0000 http://stuartsharpe.co.uk/?p=2647#comment-1554 Funny how so many of those without children, and those whose children are now safely grown up, all seem to know exactly what parents "should" do. Personally, I'd quite enjoy putting her in a room with Little Miss P, tell LMP that this nice lady says she can't have pink things or Barbies any more, then scarper. If "Hannah" lives to tell the tale, she'll have done well. LMP can pack quite a punch when she wants to. Funny how so many of those without children, and those whose children are now safely grown up, all seem to know exactly what parents “should” do.

Personally, I’d quite enjoy putting her in a room with Little Miss P, tell LMP that this nice lady says she can’t have pink things or Barbies any more, then scarper. If “Hannah” lives to tell the tale, she’ll have done well. LMP can pack quite a punch when she wants to.

]]> By: ladytizzy http://archive.sharpesopinion.co.uk/2009/03/if-you-dont-have-children-you-dont-understand/#comment-1553 ladytizzy Sun, 01 Mar 2009 15:14:27 +0000 http://stuartsharpe.co.uk/?p=2647#comment-1553 Since I have no children, I can't understand what you are driving at. Obviously. Since I have no children, I can’t understand what you are driving at. Obviously.

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