First they came for the split infinitives.
And I did not speak up; because I try not to needlessly split infinitives.

Then they came for the double negatives.
And I didn’t say nothing; because I don’t never use double negatives.

Then they came for sentences ended with prepositions.
And I did not speak up; because that is grammar I don’t put up with.

Then they came for the passive tense.
And nothing was said; for usage of the passive tense is frowned upon.

Then they came for sentences which began with conjunctions.
And…

Oh bugger.

This started last week as a joke on Twitter.
I’m sorry it had to end this way.