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Thursday 14th May, 2009 at 8:14 pm

Since I’ve not done too much blogging recently and probably won’t be till next week, I thought I’d share an email joke that just crossed my inbox. Don’t worry, I won’t be making a habit of this…

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway.

Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, ‘What’s going on?’

‘Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling, David Miliband and Jack Straw. They’re asking for a £10 million ransom, otherwise they’re going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.

We’re going from car to car, taking up a collection.’

The driver asks, ‘How much is everyone giving, on average?’

‘Most people are giving about a gallon’

I’d give two.

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I’d be offering lifts to people who want a better view.

Letters From A Tory

May 15, 2009 at 10:20 am

Metaphorically, the ‘Midas touch’ is defined as someone of good fortune, for whom everything they touch “turns to gold”.

Gordon Brown is said to have the ‘Andrex touch.’

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Gordon Brown is out jogging and accidentally falls into a very cold river.

Three boys see the accident and without a second thought, they jump into the water and drag out the soaking wet Brown.

Brown says “Boys,you have saved my life and deserve a reward. You name it and I’ll give it to you”.

The first boy says, “I’d like a holiday to disneyland.”

Brown says, “Certainly.”

The second boy says, “I’d like an MP3 player.”

Brown says, “No problem.”

The third boy says, “And ‘d like a wheelchair with a stereo in it.”

Brown says, “But you’re not handicapped!”

The boy replies, “Not yet, but I will be when my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!”

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What’s the difference between Gordon Brown and Robert Mugabe?

One’s a fat idiot who lost control of the country and is wrecking its economy. The other is President of an African nation.

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The 7 Dwarves are in a cave when it suddenly collapses.

Snow White is worried for their lives,until she hears a voice from inside the cave saying “I think Gordon Brown is a great Prime Minister”.

She says,“Thank heavens,at least Dopey’s all right!”

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Question…. If Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and Ed Balls were adrift in a small boat in the middle of the ocean which then started sinking, who would be saved?

Answer…. Us.