Sharpe's Opinion
Tuesday, 14th Jul, 2009
Boris Johnson has an Enormous Cockerel
The Daily Mash on the aforelinked Boris Johnson ‘chicken feed’ story:
Mayor of London Boris Johnson is the owner of a record-breaking chicken it emerged last night.
The 6’ 8’ bird lives in the back garden of Mr Johnson’s West London home, where it is usually disguised as a policeman.
The mayor purchased the chicken last October and feeds it with a mixture of sweetcorn and fresh peas using the £250,0000 he receives for writing a weekly column in the Daily Telegraph.
I knew it! (As did Costigan Quist)